Under Co.
"Life couldn't handle me, so it tried to get rid of me."

Indie Marvel OC roleplay blog
NC+17 at times
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superninjaturtle:

"What could you hate enough to destroy me?"

"Myself."

My first gifset. I tried lol.

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fallen-inspiration:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

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my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I saw this without the comments, and now I want to reblog it a thousand times.

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agentmorse said:
"Hey Red; is this you?"
redspydey replied:

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"Oh-my-sh**. Okay, so like…right. Lemmie just. Okay..I had to use the bathroom but, my buddies were like, "Nah, Mike. We gotta hurry up and there." So, I’m like okay whatever-and for some reason they convinced me to get in the trunk. I mean-it’s a friday night, just finished finals, I’m already tipsy from pregame I’m not NOT gonna yes. I mean, who doesn’t wanna ride inside of a big ass Cadillac trunk? Turns out, they had a hooker back there. But, i didn’t realize it til I was inside. then, I remembered I had a pee. And so did my bladder. Lemmie just say this, the streets around NYU has a lot of bumps. Boom. They opened the door, I’m half naked. She’s half naked. And it looks like we took a page from R Kelly’s book. College, Bobbs. College."

agentmorse:

"I wouldn’t count on it, sport."

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"Oh-ho, I can’t wait to prove you wrong, Slick.”

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hannibalxking:

——Thanks, kid.

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The secret is conditioning before shampooing.

"Kid? Dude, I’m Thirty-two…kinda. Sorta. Long story. Long story short, I have a 401k."

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